1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:03,133 -[line rings] -AUTOMATED VOICE: You have 2 00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:04,439 reached the voice-mail box of... 3 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:06,876 -CHIP: Chip from Baskets. -At the tone, 4 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:09,052 -please record your voice message. -[beep] 5 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,315 Hey, Chip. It's Martha. 6 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:17,278 Um, I've called a few timesand, uh, didn't leave a message. 7 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,237 Um, are you mad at me? 8 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:23,458 I'm not sure what happened, but, um... 9 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:26,069 but I apologize if I did anything. 10 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:29,203 Um, I heard that the rodeo's shutting down, 11 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:32,119 and so maybe you just need some space, 12 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:36,079 um, or maybe you need to talk to somebody, 13 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:39,952 and if that's, uh, the case, uh, just give me a jangle. 14 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,519 -Um... -[line beeps] 15 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:43,304 Oh. 16 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:51,790 Did I tell you the cats really missed you? 17 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,357 'Cause Ronald Reagan, 18 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,533 I found him sleeping in your undies drawer. 19 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,100 [sighs]: Oh. 20 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,972 Ah, I'm just glad that the carpet emergency is over. 21 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:02,366 I am, too, honey, and you did really good. 22 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:04,325 I'm really proud of you, but I really missed you. 23 00:01:04,368 --> 00:01:06,544 [chuckles softly] Thanks. 24 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:09,982 -We sure about this move, baby?-Oh, honey, yeah. 25 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:13,116 You know,I never really liked this place. 26 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,511 Well, I will call the broker and see if I can list it. 27 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:19,296 Oh, please do, and find out whatkind of beat we're gonna take 28 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,168 on that damn equity thing. 29 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:22,691 -[ringtone playing] -[groans] 30 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:25,259 Who wants what? Oh, God. 31 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,043 Hey, Martha. 32 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,698 Hey, Mrs. Baskets. Have you heard from Chip? 33 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:33,354 No. You know, honey, he's a brooder. 34 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,965 You got to give him time. He'll come around. 35 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:39,360 Are you sure he's not upset about losing the rodeo? 36 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:41,188 We're all upset, honey. 37 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:44,147 It worked out the way it did, and you have to live with it. 38 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,627 He'll come around. 39 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:49,413 But I've got some exciting news:Ken and I are moving to Denver. 40 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:53,722 Wow. This is a lot of info to process. 41 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:55,593 Well, you're telling me. I'm a California girl 42 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:59,554 going to a cold climate andI don't even have a winter coat. 43 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:02,426 Oh. Hi, Susan. 44 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:05,734 Susan's here. You know, that catreminds me of you, Martha. 45 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:08,258 Hey, Martha, where could I get a good coat? 46 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,608 Um, I think Burlington Coat Factory 47 00:02:10,652 --> 00:02:12,219 is known for their coats. 48 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,438 Oh, that's so perfect. 49 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,962 Martha, I'm gonna miss you and all the kids. 50 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,095 But I guess you have your own lives now, 51 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,837 but I hope we stay in touch. 52 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:25,275 Well, do you want to, like, exchange addresses 53 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:27,408 and be pen pals or something? 54 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,975 No, honey, there's no writing letters. 55 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:31,194 Take a flight. 56 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,196 Get one of those cheapie airline flights 57 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,894 like on Southwest or Spirit. 58 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:38,897 -Um, yeah, I don't really like South... -I love you, Martha. 59 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:41,248 Hang in there. Chip will come around. 60 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,466 -Bye, honey. -[line clicks] 61 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,164 Uhp, she hung up. 62 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:48,124 [sighs] 63 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,867 ♪ 64 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,390 Hi. 65 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:11,234 Chip, I heard about the rodeo and your mom moving away. 66 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:13,280 It sounds like a lot. 67 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:19,677 I think maybe you're annoyed with me 'cause I asked 68 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:23,377 if you were mad at me, but I brought you something. 69 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,727 It's kind of an olive branch. 70 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:28,338 Hello. Can I help you? 71 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:30,253 Hang on, Chip. I've got a situation. 72 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,255 Hi. 73 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,475 Were you here to see the place, or...? 74 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,041 Kind of. 75 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,826 [alarm beeps quietly] 76 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,828 Wow, he decorated. 77 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:42,700 Oh, the-the apartment's forsale, so the furniture is fake. 78 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,354 -But... -Well, it looks real. 79 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:47,357 -Wait, he moved out? -Yeah, I know, right? 80 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:50,491 He's never gonna walk to the bullet train station. 81 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:53,755 Well, did he leave aforwarding address or anything? 82 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:56,540 I believe he did. I can look it up. 83 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,194 Okay. 84 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,718 Um, do you want a hat rack? 85 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:03,504 That's okay. 86 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,375 I'll look the address up. 87 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,597 ♪ 88 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:17,561 [blows softly] 89 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:36,058 [water trickling] 90 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:40,671 TAMMY: There's nothing like it, is there? 91 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,194 I mean, it's so peaceful. 92 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:45,502 And we're growing everything for ourselves. 93 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:47,722 Oh, and look, that's a loquat. 94 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,985 Looks like a large kumquat. 95 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:52,030 Yeah, but it's a loquat. 96 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,163 What do they taste like? 97 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:56,426 Like, um, a kiwi. 98 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:04,216 Or kind of like kumquat. 99 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:06,262 ♪ 100 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,705 MARTHA: Sorry to bother you. 101 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,490 TAMMY: Oh, it's no bother at all. 102 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:18,622 I was just out backpicking these fabulous tomatoes. 103 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:21,582 You really ought to try one. They are incredible. 104 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,410 No, thanks, Tammy. 105 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:25,412 Um, I'm looking for Chip. 106 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,502 Really? 107 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:30,417 And why is that? 108 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,984 Um, a lot of reasons. 109 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,552 I don't know exactly, um... 110 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:39,382 I think I do. 111 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:42,603 You're worried about him and you care about him. 112 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,779 Is he here? 113 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:49,566 I'm not at liberty to say. 114 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:52,526 But I can tell you that he's finally serious 115 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:55,050 about working on himself. 116 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:58,314 Well, I really want to speak to him. 117 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,621 Did he contact you? 118 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:03,232 No. 119 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:06,583 Martha, have you considered that you might be 120 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,455 overidentified with Chip 121 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:11,545 and that you're sublimating your own issues 122 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:14,069 by coming out here to save him? 123 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:16,332 [Tammy sighs] 124 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,640 He really needs to go through this on his own, 125 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:22,643 and it's best that you leave him alone. 126 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:29,389 Dear... 127 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:33,393 ...go home. 128 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,357 [door opens] 129 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,054 [sighs] 130 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:44,621 [door closes] 131 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:55,153 Dale? Dale? 132 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:57,678 Dale, is that you-- 133 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,680 Sorry. 134 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:01,464 Excuse me, sir. 135 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,684 Sir, do you know Dale? 136 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:05,120 You IRS? 137 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:08,123 No, sir, I'm just looking for Dale Baskets. 138 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,168 I thought I smelled a nice perfume 139 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:11,648 wafting through the RV park. 140 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:13,607 What is that, Lady Old Spice? 141 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,566 Dale, something serious is going on. 142 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,046 Martha, is this a ploy of some sort? 143 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,830 Do you still have feelings for me? 144 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:21,092 [groans] Not now. 145 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:24,400 -Can we talk? -Okay. 146 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,533 Well, it sounds like she's brainwashing him. 147 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:28,535 MARTHA: Well, not exactly. 148 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:31,581 I mean, it's supposed to help him. 149 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,104 She's helped a lot of people. 150 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,629 You just give her a few thousand dollars 151 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:37,282 and move into her compound, and then... 152 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,067 Uh, you give her a few thousand dollars 153 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:40,764 and move into her compound? 154 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:43,375 -Just a few, huh? -He's in a cult, Martha. 155 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:44,986 He's in a cult. 156 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:47,597 He may be one of 100 husbands to this woman right now. 157 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,643 That's right. Or even if he's the fifth husband, 158 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:52,863 -I have a problem with that. -MARTHA: Oh, my God. 159 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:56,780 This is crazy.What are we gonna do about Chip? 160 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,914 -We can lure him out. -Wait, how will we do that? 161 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,090 Sugar cubes. 162 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,526 For Chip? 163 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,137 Sugar activates theopiate receptors in your brain. 164 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,139 People can't resist it. 165 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:11,316 That's why women eat so much chocolate on their periods. 166 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,885 Anything he likes, what do you know that he is very fond of? 167 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,540 -[fly buzzes] -[clattering] 168 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:20,238 Okay. I think I know what he likes. 169 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,240 [piano playing gentle melody] 170 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:23,938 PENELOPE: ♪ You know me♪ 171 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:30,422 ♪ Oh, you know me♪ 172 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:35,602 ♪ You know me♪ 173 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,821 ♪ Too well♪ 174 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:42,783 ♪ But if all those petty fears♪ 175 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:47,483 ♪ Make every woman blind♪ 176 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,833 ♪ Every woman♪ 177 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:52,749 ♪ Blind.♪ 178 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,446 [music stops] 179 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:57,058 [muffled]: Hey, Penelope. Sounds good. 180 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:58,755 PENELOPE: Martha. 181 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:00,757 -I love your style. -Oh, thanks, Penelope. 182 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,846 -You don't want any tea? -Oh, no, thanks. 183 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:06,415 I stopped at Starbucksfour times on the way down here, 184 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,417 so I'm kind of jacked. 185 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,637 Okay. 186 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:14,641 Um, I can't believe Chip is in a cult. 187 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:17,165 -Yeah. -It doesn't sound like him at all. 188 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:22,736 And I wonder if it's not just a performance or something, 189 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,738 like, a clowning, you know? 190 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,261 Um, I don't know. 191 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,872 Uh, the last I heard, he gave up "clooning." 192 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,961 Oh. 193 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:33,442 Well, so, what can I do? 194 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,447 PENELOPE: Chip. 195 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,014 Penelope, what are you doing here? 196 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:43,670 What are you doing here? 197 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,672 How are you? I tried calling. 198 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,021 Oh, I threw out my cell phone. 199 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,283 -Oh. -Yeah. 200 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,938 Nice. Are you a farmer now? 201 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,899 I mean, what are you doing? 202 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,815 Well, I'm just, you know, I'm just trying to... 203 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:02,863 refocus my brain, in a way. 204 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,865 Um, I... I'm medit-- 205 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,910 -I know it sounds ridiculous coming from me. -No, no. 206 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,651 But I'm med-- I'm meditating, 207 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,915 and, yeah, it's silly, but it seems to-- I like it. 208 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,438 I do. 209 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,527 -What happened to your clowning?-[insect buzzes] 210 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:18,748 You always said I was a bad clown. Is that a bee? 211 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,708 [laughing] No. 212 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,884 -Did I miss it? -Look. 213 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,800 You're funny. You're a clown, whatever you do. 214 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,323 TAMMY: Penelope. 215 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,673 Penelope, Chip is healing here. 216 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,675 I think it's time for you to go. 217 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,112 Oh, really? 218 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,724 Um, yes, I just wanted to show him something 219 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:38,942 that I bought for him. 220 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,117 Okay. 221 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:43,947 You want to-- I'll show you. 222 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,950 Okay, sure, sure, yeah. 223 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,125 It's a beautiful place here. 224 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,301 -Yeah, she's had it for a, for a while. -Oh. 225 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,607 -I'm sorry, Chip. -What is this? 226 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,739 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 227 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,610 What's going on?! Let go of me! 228 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,960 -I'm so sorry, so sorry. -Penelope, what's going on?! 229 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:59,267 Martha, is that you?! Martha! 230 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,183 -Dale, I can smell your cologne!-DALE: Shut up, sissy! 231 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,272 -[gunshot] -[Martha screams] -DALE: Oh, stray bullet! 232 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,578 -Martha! -In the van! Get in the van! 233 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:07,928 -M-Martha's on the ground! -She's fine. 234 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,277 -Go, guys! -Martha. -[engine starts] 235 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,321 DALE: Go, go, go! 236 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,541 [Dale laughing] 237 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,326 [shouting in French] 238 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,893 Oh. Are you okay? 239 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:23,987 [saw buzzing] 240 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,827 MRS. BASKETS: Martha. 241 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:40,787 -What happened? -Hi, Mrs. Baskets. 242 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,746 I brought you some flowers. They say it cheers people up. 243 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,922 I don't like 'em myself, but... 244 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,403 -Well, thanks. -[sighs] 245 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:51,798 Hey, um, I'm really sorry about Chip. 246 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,190 What about Chip? 247 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,758 Well, all the stuff with Tammy. 248 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,935 Tammy? W-What? 249 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:02,678 Um, I introduced Chip to my life coach. 250 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,377 You know, like, haven't you noticed a difference in me? 251 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:09,598 Well, I thought it would help Chip, too. 252 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,906 I introduced them, and then he just took it a lot farther 253 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:16,170 than I thought he would and moved up there 254 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:19,782 and paid her a bunch of money to pick vegetables 255 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,784 and he sold his condo. 256 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,264 [groans]: Oh. 257 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,788 [breathes deeply] 258 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,050 [mutters softly] 259 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,838 I got to sit down. 260 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,928 [sighs]: Oh. 261 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,234 Sold the condo? 262 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,673 That kid. 263 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:42,805 [clicks tongue] 264 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,328 [sighs] 265 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,379 -DALE: Hey, mama. -MRS. BASKETS: Hey, honey. 266 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,511 -How is he?-Well, I had to lock his ass up. 267 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,818 He's a danger to himself and society. 268 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,689 KEN: Are you okay? 269 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,302 Yeah. 270 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,480 Chip? 271 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,137 -Chip? -[goat bleats] 272 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,923 Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord. 273 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,274 Mom, finally you're here. 274 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:20,103 -Listen, I-I'm not in a cult. -[goat bleats] 275 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,845 I-I-I don't need this. Okay? 276 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,847 And-and how's Martha, by the way? 277 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,763 It's worse than I thought. 278 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,765 What is? 279 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,202 -Honey, are you even in there? -What? 280 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,901 What did they give you? Cough syrup? 281 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:38,121 Some sort of s-special syrup? 282 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:41,124 Some sort of breakfast with stuff in it? 283 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,083 Are you done with your line of questioning? 284 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,433 Well, honey, I'm just trying to get to the bottom 285 00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,869 of what happened to my son Chip. 286 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,915 He's right here, but I happen to be 287 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,960 -in a freaking goat prison! -[goat bleats] 288 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,311 Honey, is this all because of Sacramento? 289 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:57,575 -Are you mad about that? -No, I'm just... 290 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,926 I'm trying to do something different, Mom, okay? 291 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:03,016 And I'm just, you know, trying to find out who I really am. 292 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:06,106 You're Chip Baskets. 293 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,021 Chip Baskets. 294 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,066 Now stop being so ridiculous. 295 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,155 My... 296 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,114 Mom, my-my feelings are not ridiculous. 297 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,333 When you went to sell the rodeowithout even consulting me, 298 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,249 I felt erased. I'm not an extension of you. 299 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:22,035 Is this you talkingor is this that Tiffany talking? 300 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,732 Her name is Tammy. 301 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,734 Is this Tammy talking or you talking? 302 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,128 It's me talking, Mom. 303 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:31,044 Where is she, Chip? I need an address. 304 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,306 I don't... 305 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:35,135 Mom, do not talk to her. 306 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,398 Mom, please. 307 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,703 Where is she? 308 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,837 -Do not talk to her. -I'll find her. 309 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,099 -I will. -Mom. Mom. 310 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:46,015 I'm gonna find her. I-I will... 311 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,409 Chip. Chip. 312 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,759 It's a good thing you are locked up. 313 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,371 Grabbing your mother! 314 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,592 [goat bleats] 315 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,163 Okay, this is the hole in one, girls. 316 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,992 -[laughing] -Don't you doubt me. 317 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,994 [laughs] 318 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,083 [vehicle whirring in distance] 319 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,085 What's that? 320 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,959 Can you please get off the center of the fairway? 321 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,527 MAN: Ladies, can we get this show on the road? 322 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,572 Well, I would love to, but there seems to be 323 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,053 some kind of commotion on the green. 324 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,795 -See? -Move! 325 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,580 What have you done to my son? 326 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,147 Oh, no. 327 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,976 You're stopping up the whole golf course. 328 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,195 Well, it's her fault! 329 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,849 She brainwashed my son, 330 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,330 and I'm not leaving here till I get some answers. 331 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,854 It's okay, everybody. I've got this under control. 332 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,031 Know what? We're just gonna go on ahead. 333 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,249 -Excuse me. -[sighs] 334 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,469 Enjoy your soap opera. 335 00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:51,124 You must be Christine Baskets. 336 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:55,128 You're exactly the way Chip described you. 337 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,261 Well, I'm really sorry, but I have no idea where Chip is. 338 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,482 He walked away from my house andhe hasn't contacted me since. 339 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:06,269 Well, you're responsible for whatever happens to Chip. 340 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,663 Chip is his own person. 341 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,186 He's making his own choices, 342 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,841 and frankly they're very good ones right now. 343 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,148 So if you hear from him or you see him, 344 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,411 just tell him that I'd love for him to come back. 345 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:21,067 The door is open. For you, too, by the way. 346 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,026 Ha! Good one. 347 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,246 Is that how she got you ladies? 348 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,422 Are you part of the cult? 349 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,598 Are you in a trance right now? 350 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,122 -[chuckles] -Mm. 351 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,081 They look really out of it. 352 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,300 Christine... 353 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:41,174 do you really want Chip living at home with you 354 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,393 for the rest of his life? 355 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:47,267 He wants to improve himself if you'll let him. 356 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,051 I did let him improve himself. 357 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:53,055 I gave him the money for the down payment on the condo. 358 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,840 Where do you think he got the money that he gave you? 359 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,059 It was from me. 360 00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:01,107 And that wasn't his money to give to some charlatan. 361 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,893 He likes what I have to offer. A lot of people do. 362 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,504 He likes shiny things. 363 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,985 Well, he signed a contract with us. 364 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,294 -Do you want to be his mommy? -No. 365 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:18,080 No. I'm his mommy. He's already got one. 366 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,430 And you're gonna do him more damage 367 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,259 day after day after day. 368 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,175 -Mm-hmm. -I can see it in your eyes. 369 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,094 ♪ 370 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,100 -[lock clicking] -Oh. 371 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,275 What's going on? 372 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,711 -Get over here. -What? 373 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,104 -I want to spank you! -Mom! 374 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,540 -What are you doing? Ow! -[muttering] 375 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,325 -I am so mad at you! -Ow! -[goat bleats] 376 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:48,502 -Mom, what are you-- Stop! -Why would you give that woman all that money?! 377 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:52,375 It's my money. I can do what I want, Mom. 378 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,725 My buttocks is killing me. 379 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,555 For God's sakes, this woman doesn't care about you. 380 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:02,255 She's taking advantage of a vulnerable person. 381 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:06,172 -[sighs] -You know, sometimes I think you just wantto fail at life. 382 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,000 Oh, really? Like I, like I f-failed at-at clown college 383 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,698 and I fail at the rodeo? 384 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,526 Oh, God. 385 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,354 Well, you got to go to clown college. 386 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,269 You got a rodeo. 387 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:20,360 Or-or-or maybe my-my-my marriage failed 388 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,362 because of me? 389 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:26,757 Another woman who was trying to take advantage of you. 390 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,499 Do you think she loved you? 391 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,415 I mean, she was a lovely personand very beautiful, 392 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:36,724 talented and all the rest, but... 393 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,856 I don't think she cared about you. 394 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,076 Mom... 395 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,732 you need to accept the fact that you... 396 00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,256 you don't always know what's best for me. 397 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,303 Ever since Dad died, you've been trying to fix me. 398 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:53,306 You know who you should've fixed? Dad. 399 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,569 -But I mean fixed down here. You know what I mean? -Oh... 400 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,440 'Cause that way, you-you guys would've never had me 401 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,573 and what's-his-face. 402 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,184 Dale. [exhales] 403 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,665 [sighs] 404 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,710 ♪ 405 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,237 I'm sorry, Chip. 406 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,762 I'm sorry, 'cause when your dad died, 407 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:19,245 I was just trying to protect youfrom all the pain. 408 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,682 Maybe I wastrying to fix you. I don't know. 409 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:25,381 Or maybe I was just trying to feel better myself. 410 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:28,428 I know this: 411 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:32,083 that those people don't care about you. 412 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:35,261 They're not your family. [sighs] 413 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,399 Wonder where that goat went. 414 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,709 -[goat bleats] -Oh, there's that old goat. 415 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,450 -[chuckles] -He's up to mischief. [laughs] 416 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,452 Ah, they say they'll eat anything, won't they? 417 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,323 -Yeah, they'll eat anything. -[chuckles] 418 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,846 You know, Dale, that's pretty nice, 419 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,371 the way you went so far out for your brother. 420 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,242 Sometimes you go a little too far, 421 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,810 -but it's really nice. -[quietly]: Well... 422 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,378 You're a really good brother, you know that? 423 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:09,251 Well, don't try to butter me uptoo much, Ken. [chuckles] 424 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,122 [sniffs] 425 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,301 -You ever had goat's milk? -On my cereal. 426 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,867 Oh. 427 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,088 I once drank it straight from the teat 428 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,395 at my Aunt Helen's house when I was a kid. 429 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,269 MRS. BASKETS: I love you, Chip. 430 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:31,839 And I have spent the majority of my life trying to help you. 431 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,320 You're my precious boy. 432 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:41,196 Yeah, well, that's just it, Mom.I'm not, I'm not a boy. 433 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,154 I'm a grown-up. 434 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:46,157 And I'm a clown, you know? 435 00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:50,292 And when I clown, sometimes I fall and slip on a banana. 436 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:53,295 And I get back up, and, you know, I step on a rake, 437 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,297 and it hits me in the face. 438 00:20:55,341 --> 00:21:00,389 But I get up again, just like I do as a grown-up. 439 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:03,479 I just want you to treat me... 440 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,179 ...like an adult. 441 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,530 And I'll do the same for you. 442 00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:14,098 Well, you can't give that woman that money. 443 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,666 I know. 444 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:20,191 Sorry about grabbing your... your outfit earlier. 445 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,455 ♪ 446 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,458 Well, it's pretty strong. 447 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,373 And I'm sorry about spanking you. 448 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,985 I'm sure I'm gonna have welts in my left buttocks cheek. 449 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,335 Well, you're all grown up now, so... 450 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,076 take care of those welts. 451 00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,171 [TV playing quietly] 452 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,738 Hey, I'm looking for Martha Brooks. 453 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,566 -Oh, hey, Chip. -[TV volume decreases] 454 00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:47,958 Got you these. Where would you like them? 455 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:51,222 Oh, wow. Um, well, actually... 456 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,573 -I'll put-- you want me to put them over here? -Yeah. 457 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,401 Mm-hmm. 458 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,839 [balloons pop] 459 00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,015 How's your arm? 460 00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:03,191 It still works. 461 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:07,630 You know, that cast saved your arm's life. 462 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:10,372 Yeah, I guess carpal tunnel has its perks. 463 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,982 [smacks lips] 464 00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,897 [monitor beeping steadily] 465 00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:20,295 Um... I'm really sorry about all that stuff with Tammy 466 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,863 and Dale and... all the roughhousing. 467 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:25,082 Just got out of hand. 468 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:28,434 I, uh... uh, maybe I got out of hand, too, you know? 469 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:30,566 There's just... 470 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,612 just a lot of changes. 471 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,614 Mom's moving to Denver. 472 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,529 You're not moving to Denver, are you? 473 00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:39,706 Mm-mm. No. I have no reason to. 474 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,840 Okay, well, thanks for coming, Chip, 475 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,103 but I was watching Judge Joe Brown 476 00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,627 before you got here, and I think 477 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:51,544 they're about to announce the verdict, so maybe... 478 00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:54,285 That's it for the visit? 479 00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:56,549 I-I've been here for two minutes. 480 00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,202 Scoot over. 481 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,248 -What do you mean? -Scooch. 482 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,034 What's this case about? 483 00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:06,776 -Uh... -Sorry.. 484 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:11,694 Well, um, it's this guy says that the lady took his money, 485 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:14,131 but she says that he was her boyfriend 486 00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:17,091 -and he loaned it to her. -Hmm. 487 00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:19,136 ♪ 488 00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:24,446 -You think the nurse will bring in some popcorn? -No. 489 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,535 ♪ I know you♪ 490 00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:32,106 ♪ I know you...♪ 491 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,543 MRS. BASKETS: Dale. Would you help your mother? 492 00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:36,937 -Yeah, I'll give you a shove. -Oh, thank you, honey. 493 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:39,069 -I love this shawl that you wear. -Ready? 494 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,245 -Isn't it something? -Here, Mom. It's beautiful. 495 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,639 Oh. It's part tiger, part rainbow. 496 00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:45,641 -[chuckles] -[groans] 497 00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:46,903 [sighs]: Ooh. 498 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:49,036 Well, best of luck to you. 499 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:51,255 I'll be back before you know it. 500 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:52,692 Well, take your time. 501 00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:54,737 You're always funny. 502 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:58,045 KEN: Could someone give me a hand with these last few suitcases? 503 00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:01,527 -Well, I'm already in. -Yeah, I'll be right there. 504 00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:04,530 Well, Mom, all the squeaky toysare accounted for. 505 00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:06,749 Oh, the kitties will be happy about that. 506 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,318 What are you gonna do, honey? 507 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:13,930 [sighs] You know, I don't know,and I feel pretty good about it. 508 00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:15,541 That's a good attitude. 509 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:17,412 -I like that. -I'll give you... 510 00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:23,157 What are you coming in to--Oh, you're gonna give me a hug. 511 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,767 You're so sweet. 512 00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,377 Bye, Mom. 513 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,119 -I love you. -I love you, Chip. 514 00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:33,602 [sighs] 515 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:37,563 -Bye, Dad. -[chuckles] Bye, son. 516 00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:39,434 -Take care. -Take care of Mom. 517 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,523 I will. 518 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,003 ♪ You know me...♪ 519 00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,700 -KEN: You ready, baby? -MRS. BASKETS: Ready, baby. 520 00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:45,962 KEN: Let's do it. 521 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,790 MRS. BASKETS: Let's hit the road, Jack. 522 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,357 -I mean Ken. -[Ken laughs] 523 00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:55,406 Well, we finally chased her out of town, didn't we? 524 00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:57,408 [chuckles] 525 00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:58,758 Peace out. 526 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:02,588 ♪ Too well♪ 527 00:25:02,631 --> 00:25:05,025 ♪ But if all those♪ 528 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:07,767 ♪ Petty fears♪ 529 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:11,466 ♪ Make every woman♪ 530 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,815 ♪ Blind♪ 531 00:25:12,859 --> 00:25:15,644 ♪ Every woman♪ 532 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:19,256 ♪ Blind♪ 533 00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:24,653 ♪ Then you read ev...♪ 534 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:32,356 ♪ You read ev...♪ 535 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,230 ♪ ...very woman's mind♪ 536 00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:41,409 ♪ Ev...♪ 537 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:48,634 ♪ ...very woman's♪ 538 00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:51,506 ♪ Mind.♪ 539 00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:01,081 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH